Announcer: It's now time for ... (drumroll) ... WWIN3! (crowd applauds) That's right! It's The Great Slim Down 2006 Wednesday Weigh In! (crowd roars) I don't know about you out there in TV audience, but I'm excited about hearing how our weight loss participants are doing! Let's check in with Tech!
TECH: Well, Bob, I've had a week in which I know I ate things I shouldn't. A cupcake, several cookies, an ox, and several other fattening things. I didn't really expect to have a loss at all. But somehow I lost 1.1 pounds! (crowd applauds quietly) I know it's not a lot, but a journey of a thousand miles starts with one step. Although I don't walk a lot. I drive places mostly, and sometimes my servants carry me, but it's the general idea I'm trying to get across, ya know. (crowd looks at each other uncertainly)
Announcer: Yes, but that still brings your total to 4.3 pounds, which until the others let us know, moves you in front in the race to lose 50 pounds! (crowd applauds wildly; dancing girls sway across the stage; balloons drop) Throughout the day, we'll be watching the results as the Wednesday Weight In 3 continues!